Bowlers Brains 

A native approached the cannibals meat shop, where the special of the day was 'Bowlers Brains'. These were priced from $1, $2, $3 and $10. The price difference puzzled the customer and so it was pointed out that, brains at $1 belonged to bowlers who had been leads, the $2 ones to those who had been seconds and the $3 ones to those who had been thirds.
Of course the brains marked at $!0 belonged to
the bowlers who had been skippers. When questioned about the unexpectedly high price put on skips brains. The Shopkeeper explained, 'Well, they're really very rare, you wouldn't believe how many skips we have to kill before we find one with a set.