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Each time I pass a Church, I stop to make a Visit, So that when I'm carried in, our Lord won't say; "Who is it" ?. |
Religious Humour.
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Each time I pass a Church, I stop to make a Visit, So that when I'm carried in, our Lord won't say; "Who is it" ?. |
THE BAPTISM
FAVOURITE HYMNS
| The Dentist's Hymn:.............Crown Him
With Many Crowns The Weatherman's Hymn...........There shall be showers of Blessing The Contractor's Hymn...........The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn...............Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer's Hymn...............There is A Green Hill FarAway The Politician's Hymn...........Standing on the Promises The Optometrist's Hymn..........Open My Eyes That I might See The Tax Agent's Hymn............I Surrender All The Gossip's Hymn...............Pass It On The Electrician's Hymn..........Send the Light The Shopper's Hymn.............Sweet By and By Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you: 45 mph.................God Will Take Care of You 55 mph.................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah 65 mph.................Nearer My God to Thee 75 mph.................Nearer Still Nearer 85 mph.................This World Is Not My Home 95 mph.................Lord, I'm Coming Home over 100 mph.......Precious Memories |
MOSES TAKES A BATH
